TERMS OF SERVICE - THIS SITE IS CONSTANTLY UNDER RECONSTRUCTION - IN OTHER WORDS I AM OVERHAULING THIS SITE JUST LIKE I MAKE AN EFFORT TO OVERHAUL MY LIFE OCCASIONALLY. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN TO YOU? EXPECT CHANGES, DO NOT ASK YOURSELF WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS WEBSITE. IF YOU NEED AN ANSWER TO THAT YOU CLEARLY DON'T KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH TO CARE WHAT IS IN THESE PAGES. EXPECT TO OCCASIONALLY COME BACK HERE AND ASK "WHERE THE HELL DID THAT PAGE GO?" OR POSSIBLY YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF ASKING "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?". IF YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH ME OR ARE RELATED TO ME YOU ARE USED TO THIS. IF YOU HAVE STUMBLED ACROSS THIS PAGE BY ACCIDENT, WELCOME. IF YOU ARE HOPING FOR ANSWERS TO LIFE'S QUESTIONS, YOU ARE IN THE WRONG SPOT. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR MORE QUESTIONS YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT SPOT. IF YOU FOUND THIS SITE BECAUSE YOU ARE STALKING ME BECAUSE YOU SAW ME ON TV, FEEL FREE TO LOOK AROUND. I'M RELATIVELY FRIENDLY BUT INCREDIBLY BUSY AND I PROBABLY WON'T REPLY BACK TO MOST RANDOM EMAILS SENT, NOT BECAUSE I HATE PEOPLE, BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY I CAN ANSWER THEM ALL IS IF SOMEONE FINDS A WAY TO STOP TIME, AND AS THAT HASN'T BEEN INVENTED YET AND I STILL REQUIRE SLEEP YOU ARE S.O.L. THAT BEING SAID, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO CONTACT ME, FEEL FREE. BUT I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY OFFENSE TAKEN BY ME NOT RESPONDING.
PLEASE RESPECT ALL PHOTOS IN HERE AS PROPERTY OF ME AND MYSELF ALONE (ALTHOUGH MY SISTER MAY HAVE BEEN THE ONE USING MY CAMERA TO TAKE AN AWESOME PICTURE OR I MAY HAVE BEGGED TO USE ONE OF HER PHOTOS). PLEASE DO NOT USE THESE PICTURES WITHOUT PERMISSION (YES YOU CAN EMAIL ME FOR THIS AND I'LL RESPOND).
IF YOU SEE CONTENT IN HERE THAT IS OBJECTIONABLE IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU DON'T GET IT. BUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF SOMETHING IS TRULY OBJECTIONABLE AS I WANT TO HUNT DOWN THE INDIVIDUAL THAT HAS HACKED MY SITE AND PUT IT UP THERE (MOST LIKELY I PROBABLY LEFT MY COMPUTER UNATTENDED IN THE PRESENCE OF ONE OF THE DUDES I WORK WITH... DAN... I'M TALKING TO YOU).
IF YOU SEE SOMETHING ON HERE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST DYING TO HAVE A PHOTO TAKEN BY ME OR A PAIR OF SOCKS THAT HAVE PROBABLY BEEN SUPERSONIC IN THEIR CREATION THEN LET ME KNOW. I CANNOT GUARANTEE THAT THE SOCKS HAVE IN FACT BEEN SUPERSONIC BUT I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEIR MAKER HAS. I WILL SELL MY PICTURES (FRAMED) AND PROJECTS FOR INSANELY REASONABLE PRICES UNLESS I HAVE ALREADY GIVEN THEM AWAY... IN WHICH CASE YOU WILL HAVE TO HUNT DOWN MY FRIEND WHO IS NOW THE OWNER AND BARTER WITH THEM. IF THEY ARE FRIENDS WITH ME THEY ARE LIKELY ALSO CRAZY AND WILL EITHER SELL IT TO YOU FOR A GOOD STORY OR AN ABSURD AMOUNT OF MONEY. LIKELY THEY WILL JUST WANT A GOOD STORY.
I TAKE DONATIONS... WHY? BECAUSE I HAVE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOBBY'S TO FUND MYSELF. ( I BLAME MY SISTER.)
IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS THEN YOU ARE LEGALLY BOUND TO VISIT THIS WEBSITE OFTEN TO SEE WHAT INSANITY I'M UP TO. HAHAHAHAHAHA... SUCKAAAAAA!!!!
"You have never truly reached success until you have haters.... apparently I am there"
-Riel Erickson
"That which doesn't kill you makes a good story"
-Riel Erickson
